Free on iOS & Android
Brutal medieval physics fighting.
A 2D one-on-one brawler where every swing is real physics and your thumbs are your hands. Thousands of levels, a ridiculous amount of items, and online multiplayer.
Brutal gameplay
Fast-paced, physics-based 2D fighting mayhem. Damage, materials and stamina behave the way you'd expect them to — a heavy mace hits like a heavy mace. Thousands of levels across historical locations, with new regions added regularly.
Your thumbs are your hands
Each thumb controls one hand. Double-tap to move left or right. Every attack drains stamina, and heavy weapons, shields and armor shorten your reach — so save your strength, or faint and get wrecked.
Insane customization
Daggers, swords, axes, maces, clubs and shields. Hairstyles, beards, faces, body shapes and skin tones. Hats, helmets, vests, multi-layer armor, gloves, gauntlets, pants, greaves and shoes — with more added regularly from across the medieval world.
Four corners of the 16th century
Fight your way through regions set between 1450 and 1550, each with its own enemies, weapons and armor.
- The British Isles
- Holy Roman Empire
- Rus Tsardom
- Sengoku Japan
Intense online multiplayer
Jump into a Random match, climb the Ranked ladder, or fight a friend with a room code. Every match runs on dedicated servers.
- Random — quick fights, no strings
- Ranked — climb 30 ranks to become a Bloody Bastard
- Friendly — private matches by room code
Savage games made by one cozy person.
Bloody Bastards is free to play on iOS and Android. Grab it, pick a weapon, and try not to faint.
